I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

Sherlock turning up to crime scenes with John likeimageaww yisssss murder

tomhazeldine:

x

"In winter here no heart could mourn for summer or for spring. No blemish or sickness or deformity could be seen in anything that grew upon the earth. On the land of Lórien, there was no stain."

girlwhovian:

cards against humanity / thor edition 

requested by ellie 

[sherlock edition] [supernatural edition] [avengers edition]

that woman, taught me to pray.
i saw heaven everyday.(x)

teenager:

Im eating just in case i get hungry later

#moi  

debasered:

sure I talk about movies all the time but if you ask me what my favorites are, I forget the name of every single movie I’ve ever seen.. I have never seen one in my entire life.

#moi  

davidtennantseyebrow:

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

the sequel:

"IT HAS 8,564 WORDS AND I CAN’T DELETE ANY OF THEM WITHOUT RUINING MY ESSAY"

but we are not men

My best friend, Sherlock Holmes, is dead.

susemoji:

Pitch Perfect - Inappropriate Version